ho ho ho
http://freesound.org/people/SFXsource.com/sounds/110396/
hurt2
http://freesound.org/people/thecheeseman/sounds/44428/
hurt3
http://freesound.org/people/thecheeseman/sounds/44429/
hurt4
http://freesound.org/people/thecheeseman/sounds/44430/

fart3
http://freesound.org/people/zippi1/sounds/27137/
